Hypnotic Hops IPA

• TYPE: IPA
• BREWERY: Spellbound Brewing, LLC
• LOCATION: Mount Holly, NJ
• CONTAINER: 6 x 12 oz cans
• COST: $8.99
• ABV: 6.5%
• RATING: 4 swigs
• REVIEWED BY: Dave

After rinsing his hair with last fall’s foliage, Winter Leland was told never to do that again. For that act of foliage, the one in mention, begged for the adjectives to describe it. This is possibly due to the opening line used to portray all those in favor…..

“Vivila le Plasteek!”

The wild boar was released– which was perfect for the boar– and thrown to the lions…. Oh, my bad…. Which was perfect for the lions. How embarrassing. I mean, how embarrassing for the select few who have given up their full time jobs to study photographs of grasses indigenous to the estuaries of Mainland China, putting aside their lust of parks known to house fossilized goodies such as: Click-Clacks, Smiley Faces, and the entire contents of the boar’s slop bag, which in fact, contained the possibility for scientists everywhere, to tilt their pencils forward thus breaking the ten minute silence by saying,

“How long can we go on like this? We’re supposed to be scientists!” It was then that Dr. Plasteek was brought out of hypnosis after a can of Hypnotic Hops IPA just in time to command his Badminton team into victory.  After the game he was asked about the carry and commented that it was not a carry, due to a no nonsense IPA, with hints of citrus, focusing on the essential elements of what makes an IPA–The Hops.  For the money, this goes into the cooler next to my shuttlecock.

“Vivila le Plasteek!”

THEIR STORY:

Our India Pale Ale has an aggressive aroma, highlighting bright citrus & Pine American Hop varieties. Light in body and bold in flavor. We have just enough malt to provide balance and keep you coming back for more.