RUPEE – PREMIUM IPA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Dorchester Brewing Co.
  • LOCATION: Boston, MA
  • CONTAINER: 4-Pack 16 oz. Cans 
  • COST:11.99 – Total Wine, Hobe Sound, FL
  • ABV: 5.4% ABV
  • RATING: 4-Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

I didn’t pick the Rupee IPA.  The four-pack nudged itself to the front of the shelf the way some stories sidle up—uninvited, persistent, already convinced it belongs in your hand.

I was just walking past, minding my list, when the cans shifted with the soft clatter of aluminum clearing its throat. A little shuffle forward. A subtle lean. The kind of movement you pretend you didn’t see because acknowledging it means you’re committed to whatever weirdness comes next.

The packaging glowed that burnished, river-bottom copper, and I swore I heard the sound of fingers moiling through a pile of gold coins. I reached for it, and the plastic handle warmed under my fingers, as if relieved I’d finally noticed.

Back home, after several hours being chilled in my garage beer fridge, first can opened with a sigh heavy as monsoon air.

First sip:
Smooth—almost suspiciously so. Not the hop-crunch of modern IPAs that brag their bitterness from across the room. More of a gentlemanly bow from an ale that had crossed oceans in wooden crates and come back with stories it didn’t tell all at once.

Second sip:
The room tipped a degree toward the past. I heard the creak of rigging, the far-off argument of gulls, and the steady, heartbeat thump of waves against the hull. Either the beer was whispering history or my imagination had slipped its leash again. Hard to tell. I’ve followed stranger trails sober.

Third sip:
The bitterness stayed tucked away, letting a quiet, polished finish glide in like a seasoned traveler stepping off a long voyage, dusting off salt and holding onto dignity. Somewhere, I pictured the world-renowned brewer—one hand in old Britain, one in old India—tuning hop notes the way a luthier coaxes harmony from stubborn wood.

By the fourth sip, the can felt heavier. Not in ounces, but in meaning—ballast from a century-old route, a faint ghost of a sailor who’d hitched a ride into a modern refrigerator.

I set the can down.
It exhaled.
I might have, too.

Rupee IPA didn’t just put the India back in India Pale Ale.
It put the voyage back—the patience, the quiet grit, the long horizon. A beer that walks softly but carries its past like a compass.

When I tossed the empty into recycling, I swear the remaining cans nudged closer together, as if plotting their next move.

THEIR STORY: 

The IPAs of today trace their origin to the 19th century British India.  Ales enjoyed then were less hoppy & bitter than today.  When shipping beer to India via ship, brewers in Britain realized adding in more hops naturally preserved the beer to help make the six month voyage.  As a result, the taste became more hoppy & bitter, like the popular IPAs of today.  Our world-renound master beer brewer has crafted a British-Indian style ale with a subtle hop character & smooth finish.  Rupee is putting the India back in India Pale Ale.

Bombay By Boat IPA

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: moonlight Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Santa Rosa, CA
  • CONTAINER: 4-pack 16oz cans
  • COST: 12.99
  • ABV: 6.2%
  • RATING: 4 swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

I found the can washed up on the rocks in Shelter Cove—intact, icy cold, label sun-bleached but legible: Moonlight Brewing — Bombay by Boat IPA.

No one leaves a full IPA behind. I popped it open. That’s when I heard the truck. Old Taco, rust red, loaded with crab pots. A hand-painted sign flapped on the tailgate: “CRABS & CONSEQUENCES.”

The driver spotted me. Yellow slicker, beard full of kelp. He slammed the brakes, pointed a claw-handled knife, and screamed: “THAT’S NOT YOUR BEER!”

I ran. The crabs jumped first—dozens of them, skittering like sentient castanets. One launched onto my chest and hissed, “That beer was an offering!

I chugged it anyway. The ocean held its breath. The truck sank into the mist. The crabs froze mid-scuttle. Somewhere, faintly, a foghorn wept.

When I came to, I was lying at the base of the lighthouse, the can was gone. My breath smelled like citrus hops and malts.

Scratched into the bench beside me: Next time… bring bait

THEIR STORY:

A classic IPA offering balance and drinkability by weaving a blend of American and European Hops with a reliable malty depth like all Moonlight beers. This IPA is unfiltered and aged cold longer for clarity and delight.

DELICIOUS BY EVERY MEASURE– this ain’t a factory beer

The Pursuit

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Six Point, 
  • LOCATION: Brooklyn, NY
  • CONTAINER: 6 pack cans
  • COST: $11.99
  • ABV: 6.4
  • RATING: 4 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

It was just past 9:33 PM, where the road feels more like a memory than a direction. I’d just left Total Wine in West Palm Beach and the cashier wanted to see my ID–– weird, ’cause I’m well past the expiration date. The cans hissed a little in the bag, as she slid them my way.

I was halfway through the DMZ along A1A approaching Hobe Sound, when I saw him: thumb out, no coat, no skin. Just a skeleton, upright and hopeful, standing in the beam of my headlights like he’d been waiting specifically for me.

I slowed down. Not out of charity. Curiosity. Or maybe the IPA whispering from the passenger seat: Pick him up. Let’s get weird.

He climbed in like it was his car. Seatbelt clicked out of habit or muscle memory—I couldn’t tell which. I could see the cresent moon through the gaps in his ribcage.

“Thanks,” he said, voice like dry leaves caught in a storm drain. “Not a lot of folks stop these days.”

“You get ghosted a lot?” I asked.

“Ha. Good one,” he said, then pointed to the six-pack. “The Pursuit, huh? Smooth from start to finish.”

“You know it?”

“Loved it when I had a liver,” he said. “Still do. Phantom tastebuds, maybe.”

We drove in silence for a mile or two, the IPA calling my name. I cracked one open. The carbonation fizzed like a second opinion. I offered him a can. He took it, held it to where his mouth used to be, and I swear I heard him sigh with satisfaction.

“You know,” he said, turning to me, “you look familiar.”

“That’s comforting.”

“No, really. You feel familiar. Like I’ve worn you before.”

I squinted over at him. “You’re not one of those past life types, are you?”

“More like… previous tenant,” he said. “I recognize the skeleton.”

I nearly swerved. “You’re telling me—”

“Not you, exactly. Just the bones. Borrowed, repurposed, shuffled around. We’re all part of the long game, buddy. I wore that tibia back in 1826. Hell of a winter. Lost it on a bet.”

I didn’t know what to say. So I took a sip. Damn, this IPA was smooth.

“Look,” he said, setting the can in the cupholder like it mattered, “I’m just glad to see it’s still being put to good use. And I gotta say, we both have excellent taste. You, me, and The Pursuit—that’s a trinity I can get behind.”

I nodded. “You ever get the feeling that beer is a kind of spiritual currency?”

He grinned. Or maybe he just defaulted to that expression. “Buddy, I’m the spiritual. You’re the currency.”

He asked to be let out by the old train depot, the one that was stolen for half a century before being returned to its rightful place.  I pulled over. He got out, left the can behind, half empty—or maybe half full. Depends who you ask.

Before I drove off, I asked, “You need anything else?”

He gave a bony shrug. “I’m good. Just out here, chasing old bones and better beers.”

Then he vanished—just a shimmer, like heat off pavement.

I finished that can on the way home. It was smooth. From start to finish.

THEIR STORY: Beer is Culture

RESIN – DIPA

  • TYPE: DIPA
  • BREWERY: Six Point Brewery
  • LOCATION: Brooklyn, NY
  • CONTAINER: Six pack cans
  • COST: $13.00
  • ABV: 9.1
  • RATING: 5 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

“Absolutely incredible! That first sip of this DIPA is pure delight – smooth and without a hint of bitterness. It takes me back to my days in NYC, exploring various craft breweries in Brooklyn and stumbling upon Six Point. I’ve tried several beers from them before, all above average, but this DIPA stands out as a true winner. It’s earned a permanent spot in my garage fridge. The taste is beyond description, surpassing any IPA or DIPA I’ve ever had. Plus, with its 9.1 ABV, it’s a real knockout. Wow!”

THEIR STORY: We remember our first sip of Hoppy beer, do you?  Nearly spit it out. Now we fantasize about this stuff.  Thinking about those Hop Cones… bursting with juice… Ripe as all Hell…makes you look forward to that first RESIN…. All Day Long.

Hypnotic Hops IPA

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Spellbound Brewing, LLC
  • LOCATION: Mount Holly, NJ
  • CONTAINER: 6 x 12 oz cans
  • COST: $8.99
  • ABV: 6.5%
  • RATING: 4 swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

After rinsing his hair with last fall’s foliage, Winter Leland was told never to do that again. For that act of foliage, the one in mention, begged for the adjectives to describe it. This is possibly due to the opening line used to portray all those in favor…..

“Vivila le Plasteek!”

The wild boar was released– which was perfect for the boar– and thrown to the lions…. Oh, my bad…. Which was perfect for the lions. How embarrassing. I mean, how embarrassing for the select few who have given up their full time jobs to study photographs of grasses indigenous to the estuaries of Mainland China, putting aside their lust of parks known to house fossilized goodies such as: Click-Clacks, Smiley Faces, and the entire contents of the boar’s slop bag, which in fact, contained the possibility for scientists everywhere, to tilt their pencils forward thus breaking the ten minute silence by saying,

“How long can we go on like this? We’re supposed to be scientists!” It was then that Dr. Plasteek was brought out of hypnosis after a can of Hypnotic Hops IPA just in time to command his Badminton team into victory.  After the game he was asked about the carry and commented that it was not a carry, due to a no nonsense IPA, with hints of citrus, focusing on the essential elements of what makes an IPA–The Hops.  For the money, this goes into the cooler next to my shuttlecock.

“Vivila le Plasteek!”

THEIR STORY:

Our India Pale Ale has an aggressive aroma, highlighting bright citrus & Pine American Hop varieties. Light in body and bold in flavor. We have just enough malt to provide balance and keep you coming back for more.

GIGGLE SHARK

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Brewed & Packaged by Big Storm Brewing Co. for 5 Branches Brewing
  • LOCATION: Tarpon Springs, FL
  • CONTAINER: 1 Pint, 16 oz. 4-pack cans
  • COST: $13.49 (Total Wine)
  • ABV: 7.2 ABV
  • RATING: 5 swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

I was flitting the isles of Total Wine, deep into the Florida Craft Beer section and reached up for a 4-pack of Giggle Shark when I was clipped by a shopping cart, spinning me around where I knocked my noggin on the post and slid down onto the floor in a semi-conscious state.  I knew other shoppers were around me, whispering to each other if I was okay.  It got interesting, so I played the unconscious part to hear the the rest of it.

They were talking about drinking a Giggle Shark, a refreshing awesome start leading into a citrus minded middle that carried you through to a craving finish.  “A keeper,” they said.

Then I came to, grabbed a couple of 4-packs and was on my way.  

THEIR STORY: 

Taken directly from their website – “5 Branches Brewing is a veteran owned and operated nanobrewery located in Tarpon Springs Florida. Approaching retirement after full-time careers in the Air Force and Army, fellow service members Ramey Simpson and Jerry Brown decided to pool their resources and launch a modest brewery they could operate after leaving the military.

In November 2019, they officially opened 5 Branches Brewing. The name pays homage to the five branches of the military – the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard. The brewery proudly supports the veteran community. They give back to the community by donating to many veteran charities and projects and continue to give back whenever possible. The brewery slogan is “Every Beer Has a Story”. Our mission is to create unique, clean, crisp, craft beer using quality ingredients, innovation, fun and creativity, while supporting and honoring all service members.

Ramey is a 24 year Air Force Veteran that retired July 1st 2021. He is the owner/operator of 5 Branches Brewing. In 2019 he founded 5 Branches Brewing with Jerry.

Jerry is a 27 year Army Veteran still currently serving. He is the owner/Lead Brewer of 5 Branches Brewing. In 2019 he founded 5 Branches Brewing with Ramey.”

Palm Bender

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  • TYPE: Gulf Coast IPA
  • BREWERY: Big Storm Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Florida: Clearwater, Odessa, Cape Coral, and Orlando
  • CONTAINER: 4-pack 16 oz cans
  • COST: $9.99 (Total Wine)
  • ABV: 7.0 % ABV
  • RATING: 4 swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

In the early morning when I look up at the Royal Palms, their cool ropes of scented fruit dropping down as the heat of the day begins to rise, I look forward to three o’clock, where I meet up with my buddies on the Thursday and we sample different beers.  Today, a smooth IPA with a great start, smooth middle, but an unexplained flat finish.  The color is beautiful and this brew holds true to what makes an IPA an IPA, but I wish there was just a little more to the finish.  However, the cost per fluid oz is well worth stocking this one in the fridge.

THEIR STORY: To create a uniquely fresh IPA, we took the firm bitterness you’d expect from a West Coast style and added a blend of hops to produce notes of citrus you associate with Florida.  The result is Palm Bender Gulf Coast IPA, a Hophead’s dream with a sunny twist.  The two-row barley and aromatic malts balance the initial bite with a slightly toasty finish.  Pairs well with: Jerk Wings, Pepper Jack and Carrot cake.

TWO HEADED ALE

  • TYPE: American IPA
  • BREWERY: Bell’s Brewery, Inc.
  • LOCATION: Comstock, MI
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST:  $8.49 six pack of cans, etc.
  • ABV: 7.0%
  • RATING: 3.5 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

Noticing the swirl on the water’s surface, I cast out a line beyond it, wondering what lurks below, using nothing but a hook, jigging it a meter below the surfing then slowing reeling it up through the swirls–BAM!  A strike and I jerked the rod making sure the hook was set, watching my line zig-zag through the water, the tip of my rod like a divining rod for a good IPA.  It put up a good fight, but I was a little disappointed in the carry of this taste– nothing off, just nothing quite memorable.  All in all a solid tasting IPA, but a little predictable.  Still, for the price I have stock in my fridge for the masses.  This is a solid standby.

THEIR STORY:  They have no story on their can, unlike almost every beer I have reviewed– maybe a cost saving being passed onto their customers

THE CALLING IPA

  • TYPE: Double IPA
  • BREWERY: Boulevard Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Kansas City, MO
  • CONTAINER: 16 oz Can
  • COST: Around 10.99 four pack
  • ABV: 8.50%
  • RATING: 4 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

One Malt, Eight Hops.  What lured me on was the honey-like start, slightly bitter middle, gorgeous color and hoppy hop finish landing me on a square with my feet in a tangle.  I loved this beer so much I went on vacation with it, giving it its own chaise lounge, on the chaise lounge, on the chaise lounge all day long on the chaise lounge – Lyrics and music by Wet Leg (Chaise Longue)

THEIR STORY:  

The Calling is the undeniable IPA we were driven to make.  It’s our tribute to like-minded dreamers, adventurous spirits and glass half-full optimists. Heed your call to enjoy.

H.A.Z.Y. – I.P.A.

H.A.Z.Y. I.P.A

  • TYPE: Hazy IPA
  • BREWERY: Sweetwater Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Atlanta, GA
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: BOGO – 2 Six packs for $12 @ Publix
  • ABV: 6.20%
  • RATING: 4+ Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

During a draught–– my outside garage fridge empty of craft beers––  I hopped into my TACO and drove down to Publix and made a bee-line to craft beer section and saw this Sweetwater H.A.Z.Y.  I.P.A. on BOGO.  I recalled having a Sweetwater in the past but not this one.   At the register where and older cashier with a pleasant smile, attractive, asked if I ever had this one?  I answered no, but mentioned I loved IPA’s.  I then asked her if she ever had this and what she thought of it?  The answer I received took me out there and back: 

“Not someone’s name. Not an album cover nor game of the future involving four or more players dressed in combat complete uniforms carrying magnifying paper cups constructed of glass and more paper then was originally thought necessary. Not all the titles of the beers along the shelves,  aggregated into one big ball made from smaller balls held together by the pain taking care of a fast moving chicken that may have seen, but not contemplated, what the mass of balls was doing in its domain to begin with.  It then made a few chicken noises which culminated into one big gizzard wrenching scream then cautiously crossed its legs and fell over, puffing clouds of dirt through its nostrils and settling into a puddle, to die, in the rain, alone.”

“That works for me,” I said.  “And save the plastic, I can carry these.”

THEIR STORY:  We endowed this straight-up juice-bomb with a double dry hop of mosaic, citra el dorado and azacca fora blast of mango, stone fruit, lime and pine aromas.It’s not a mirage but a tasty refreshing oasis in your pursuit of haziness.

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