Category: IPA

Apalach IPA

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Oyster City Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Lakeland, FL
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: Around $10/six of cans
  • ABV: 6.9%
  • RATING: 4+ Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

So there I was, sitting on the other side of the bar for a change, drinking my Apalach IPA, a no nonsense IPA with mild undertones that don’t reach up and bite you, when in walks a Master Crafter from down the street.  I stop what I’m doing and ask if there is something I could help him with. He looks around the bar, but not at me, clears his throat and says, “What time do you have?”

“Four more swigs before this is a beached whale,” I say glancing at the back of my hand.  Not finding the humor in this he sits down at the corner of the bar like he’s got cenosillicaphobia.

Suddenly, I was being held from behind and my Apalach IPA was out of reach to do me any good. But not being a noob, I hopped my way out of that mash. So there we stood, about to get into it when a growler rolled off the shelf from above and struck him on the head.  That’s the way Ninkasi works–– just when you need her. 

THEIR STORY:  Made By The Water

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FREEDOM IPA

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Tequesta Brewing Co. (TBC)
  • LOCATION: Tequesta, FL
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: $5 Pint (on tap) My friend picked up this six for me as a gift.  My guess, between $12-$14 per six pack
  • ABV: 6.6 %
  • RATING: 4+ Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

This is the kind of beer other IPAS dream of being…. a no-nonsense IPA–– that’s it. Bitterness to the dying end.  An IPA for IPA Purists. 

I have spent many hours at TBC, which I consider an extension of my living room.  This cozy cool place feels like a pair of your favorite jeans and the craft beer they make is second to no one.   I have kept my mouth shut until now on this place, but their story needs to be told and this review is going to make me get there an hour earlier than usual to secure a place at the bar. But now I’m just wondering… do they open at seven AM?

THEIR STORY:  India Pale Ale bursting with tropical citrus bitterness.  A beer that screams FREEDOM!  ‘MERICA!

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Hyper Beam

 

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Sixpoint Brewery
  • LOCATION: Brooklyn, NY
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: $12.48 six pack of cans, etc.
  • ABV: 8.0 %
  • RATING: 5 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

I’ve been here before… wait a minute.  Could this be some mud dauber wasp memory DNA thing?  A thing people confuse with Deja vu?  And the reason they keep going back to the packy for the same thing, but slightly different from the first?  

This is my third try at SixPoint’s products in the “Loop”.  Something Simon Stalenhag would be proud of. Not the kind of beer you can drink all night–– no… it’s way to good for that.  It’s the kind of beer you start the night with, sitting down, reading Tales From The Loop, because anything after this, even itself, will not have the memory flashes of the first.  But I want one each and every day, because every day should be Christmas.

 

THEIR STORY:  Beer is culture. The Infinite LOOP is a series of IPAS in a never-ending reotation inspired by by our small batch inovations. 

This is an extremely powerful move.An incredibly potent shock.An immense blast of tropical wavelengths. INSANE amounts of guava and passionfruit flavors BLAST the tastebuds. You’vebeen targeted by a powerful beam… Can you feel the passion… in the air right now?  We sure do.  Take a big gulp. It’s very effective.

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Goon Squad

 

  • TYPE: Juicy Hazy Double IPA
  • BREWERY: Brew Hub
  • LOCATION: Lakeland, FL
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: $10.48 – six pack of cans
  • ABV: 9.8 %
  • RATING: 5 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

One more terrific Florida beer with strong citrus flavors and a smooth taste–– start to finish.  I bought this on a hunch, but maybe it was planned that way, eye level on the shelf, bright orange can and a name on it I couldn’t resist.

After a can or two of this, I found myself walking through a door into the hazy air left behind by cigar smoke and sitting down across from a guy with worn shoes up on the desk and a straw porkpie hat dipped down to cover an equally hazy eye.

“How’d you get my name?” He asked.

“I didn’t.” I replied.

“Then what are you doing here?”

“I got into a fight with the Pillsbury Doughboy, isle seven, in the Winn-Dixie, Hobe Sound.  I read the label on the package he was pushing, about a recipe maybe you wrote up.”  I stopped there to let that bake for a second or two.

He tilted his chin up to get a better look at me, his one eye scanning, the other stationary as if watching the timer on the wall.  He nodded for me to continue.

“This beer I keep seeing on the shelf–– Goon Squad–– ever hear of it?” I asked

“Yeah.” His chin titling down again.

“How do you think that would pair with your recipe for Apple Fruity Pull-Apart Bread.”

He pulled his feet off the desk and leaned into me.  “Where did you hear that?” I could tell from his question, he wanted an answer.

“Doughboy… after I had him stretched out on the floor.”

“Yeah… okay,” he said leaning back, beads of sweat appearing just above the lip.  “Yeah.  It will pair just fine.”

Nothing more needed to be said, I got up and started to leave.

“Tell Doughboy I’ll be looking for him,” he added.

I nodded and left.

 

THEIR STORY:  There was no story associated with this one on their can, but maybe the only one needed is mine.

 

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Tocobaga – Red India Pales Ale

  • TYPE: Tocobaga Red India Pale Ale
  • BREWERY: Cigar City Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Tampa, FL
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: Total Wine – $9.99 six pack of cans
  • ABV: 7.2%
  • RATING: 5Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

Couldn’t it be that something happen something be that it couldn’t . I seem to remember having this beer but it’s that feeling of isomerism… then I realized it was from one of my favorite Florida brewing companies, Cigar City.  Gee wiz they make a good brew.  Just as I was about to place my can of Tocobaga down by the edge of the pool,  two copper lizards and a cicada flew down next to it, recognizing this is indeed is a great brew.    From the first pull, its smooth yet rich flavor grabs you, bypassing the bitterness you would expect from an IPA…. you want more and before you know it it’s gone and all you can remember is—wow.. this could be my everyday brew.

THEIR STORY:  Brimming with Citrus hops, our Red IPA tempers it’s bitterness with rich malt flavors reminiscent with carmel and bread crust.  Notes of blueberry and pine round out this assertive yet balanced ale.

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BIMINI TWIST IPA

  • TYPE:  IPA
  • BREWERY: 3 Daughters Brewing
  • LOCATION: St. Petersburg, FL
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: UKNOWN – had it at a friend’s house.
  • ABV: 7.0%
  • RATING: 4 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

     “Bombora, starboard bow! Come about, Lad! 

     “The agreement we made, of this venue, was that I would be paid the balance in total of …. 32 DASH, minus the dancing….” said the Lad

The captain, spun around as if to bore through the deck with his Boring Company promotional Not-A-Flame-Thrower. 

   “Say again, Lad?”

    This is where the captain’s parrot, Judy,  barreled through the hatch doors with the top board almost cleaving it in half.  Judy looked back at the near miss and fluffed up a bit… annoyed… that she did not see that coming.

    “I am most dissatisfied with the standing water situation below,” Judy interrupted.  “What progress have you made? Show me your top five bids.”

     Both the captain and the Lad looked disinterested.

     Judy, irritated by their dismissal, flew above the Captain and Lad trying to land deposits onto them.  The captain saw a splat land by his prized penny loafers, looked up, and could make out the silhouette of Judy against the sun.  He pulled out his caterpillar minnow net gun, pointed it toward the sky and fired as he shielded his eyes. He heard a squawk followed by a thud on the deck.  Fortunately for Judy, she landed on a pile of coiled ropes breaking her fall and also fortunately, before joining the crew of the Bombora, she was a training instructor at, HowToGetOutOfNetsOnRopes dot com.  

      The Lad, not known for much of anything, had gone below during this ruckus and removed three cans of Bimini Twist from the galley fridge and by the time he got back up on deck, the Captain and Judy were about to go at it–Judy swinging a spiked mace while the Captain took more modern methods and was slapping in a duct taped pair of magazines into his AR-15. 

 

     “Hold on there you two!” the Lad shouted.  “Try one of these, first.”  

     Judy, skeptical and squinting into the sun, dropped the mace to the deck and reached for the Bimini, the Captain doing the same.

   “Very smooth start with hops coming in strong,” the Captain stated.

   “Dry tart finish.  Although I could not sense the citrus, I could feel the 7.0% ABV creeping up on me… “ Judy added.  “Nice IBU rating– Everything I like in an IPA.”

    “There, now isn’t that better than fighting to the death?” said the Lad.

    “Well…. For now,” remarked Judy.

    “And you, Captain?” the Lad encouraged.”

    The Captain took another swig from the Bimini, as the condensation from the hot humid tropical heat beaded up on his forehead. “Not bad my Lad.  I hope you stocked up on these? I’d hate to see parts of Judy scattered along the deck.”

    “You and what army?” Chided Judy, bringing the three of them to a hearty laugh with their Bimini’s raised above their heads.    

THEIR STORY: Our perfect IPA: Intense citrus and floral hop aroma coupled with slight hints of citrus make this beer as refreshing as a Bimini sea breeze. Don’t let this one get away.

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SHOW PIGEON IPA

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Central 28 Beer Company
  • LOCATION: Debary, FL
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: $8.99 per 6 pack
  • ABV: 6.77%
  • RATING: 5 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

I opened the cage and the can flew out as smooth and gulpy as any IPA I have ever had.  There are no sharp edges to this beer, only smooth curves from start to finish.  I was so pleasantly surprised as I watched until it was a spot in the sky, the size of a period.  Then beyond all expectations it returned into my hands for another sip.  Once again a great… no.. not just great… a spectacular Florida craft beer.  It was empty before I knew it and I reached for another, but too late, it had taken off…. I think it was the 6.77% ABV and a bit of too quick gulping…..  I know it will come back to be. To highjack the poem of Edward Lear (Calico Pie).

Calico Pie,
The little beers fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their hops are blue,
And they sang ‘Tilly-loo!’
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me!
They never came back!
They never came back!
They never came back to me!

Calico Jam,
The little beer swam
Over the syllabub sea,
He took off his hat
To the Sole and the Sprat,
And the Willeby-wat,
But he never came back to me!
He never came back!
He never came back!
He never came back to me!

Calico Ban,
The little beer ran,
To be ready in time for tea,
Flippity-flup,
They drank it all up,
And danced in the cup,
But they came back to me!
They came back!
They came back!
They came back to me!

THEIR STORY:  Made with Love and care

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NU SKOOL IPA

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Southern Tier Brewing Co.
  • LOCATION: Lakewood, NY
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST:  $8.99 six pack of cans, etc.
  • ABV: 6.0%
  • RATING: 4+ Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

So I met this dude in a Total Wine in West Palm, FL.  The dude was knowledgeable and we started talking about different craft beers we have tried among the backdrop of more beers then I could try in my lifetime.  He was a keg of knowledge–way beyond my samplings–but we both realized neither of us had tried out this particular IPA from Southern Tier.  I have tried others from this brewery and have liked everything so far and reached for a six-pack.  I mean, Why the Hell not?

Since I was buying quite a few others I popped a can right then and there and was transformed into a time a few second ahead of where I was.  I knew exactly what I was going to say about this craft: It was not too bitter, had a lasting taste, smooth finish with a slight tropical current reeling through it.  This dude must have thought I was some kind of savant, although the look on his face was more like the look one gives to someone about to talk to a fire hydrant–and trust me, he wasn’t waiting around for the reply until I crabbed another off the shelf and popped another.   That’s when the fight began…..

THEIR STORY:  Why the hell not?

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India Pale Ale

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Wild Range Brewing Company
  • LOCATION: Rochester, NY
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Bottle
  • COST: $6.99 / six-pack from ALDI
  • ABV: 6.9%
  • RATING: 3 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: David

I was picking up a few things from ALDI and checked what they had on the beer shelves.  On this particular day, they were sporting an IPA from Wild Range Brewing Company.  I did a quick Google search and the ratings were so-so,  varying from two to four and a half stars…. not much help.  But at $6.99 for a six pack, what could go wrong? I will admit, I judged a book by it’s cover… The label graphics had me from the get-go.  So when I got home, I popped them into my beer & wine fridge and went about my day… editing the next great American SciFi novel… the next thing I knew, the sun was setting and a full moon was rising over the silhouettes of the palmetto palms that stood like racks of black combs against the sky….. where was I?  Oh yeah…… so i grabbed a one of the Wild Range IPAs and settled onto the couch in the lanai and took my first swig, taking in the bitterness of bursting hops and rich taste that lasted all the way through to an empty bottle.  I knew I was going back to ALDI for more, but in the mean time, grabbed another coldy from the fridge.  As I chilled out in the lanai and the Earth turned,  the lunar rays transformed my surroundings into a moonscape of grayness where beyond my yard and out onto the golf course, the mound of the second green looked like a diorama of the Apollo 11 landing site with its stiff flag standing in place.  Fascinated, I hopped up but a little too quickly and catapulted forward onto the dew soaked lawn.  Hoping no one saw that, I got up and felt agile and light, my feet lifting off the ground, my hair seeming to float in delay as I glided back to Earth.   This was incredible!  I started in a slow trot, building up speed and leap upwards covering several meters.  Wow!  This is so bizarre!  This time I got up some real speed and headed toward the lake, pushing off the bank until airborne, at least until the moon ducked behind a cloud and I dropped like a stone into the water below.  I was in shock, standing in waist deep water at the edge of my pool and realized I must have sleep-walked into it.  My wife hearing the commotion, got up from her show, probably Judge Judy, and ran into the lanai to see me standing in the shallow end of the pool, fully dressed, with a bottle in hand.  No words were spoken at she gave her best McKayla Maroney and returned to the  couch …..  That 6.9% ABV will catch up to you…. yikes!

THEIR STORY:

Don’t you DARE MISS IT! Mr Wolfe and his semi-trained carnivores will be at the fire pit.  At midnight.  (And then there are a lot of different versions, in multiple languages, defining hops that I am not going to attempt here.)

Once Wild, Always Wild

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Bengali

  • TYPE: IPA
  • BREWERY: Sixpoint Brewery
  • LOCATION: Brooklyn, NY
  • CONTAINER: 12 oz Can
  • COST: $9.99
  • ABV: 6.6%
  • RATING: 5 Swigs
  • REVIEWED BY: Dave

I have had a few beers from this brewery and so far I have liked all of them.    Let’s start with the can–sophisticated, sleek, regal… It makes you want to jump up and hit a sign… any sign… taking advantage of the male gene for sign-hitting.  Right from the beginning, the florals are there followed by a blast of citrus with the hops goose-stepping through like a north Korea military parade while the 6.6% ABV creeps up on you like the dear leader himself, tapping you on the shoulder and presenting you with a stack on 1980’s dvd’s.    This is the kind of beer you bring out to impress a friend, pretending you have refrigerators full of the stuff… right next to the truffles and beluga caviar.. but a shelf up from them.. a pyramid of cans….. of sorts.

THEIR STORY:  It all started with an epic video game marathon back in 2004. Rocking blaze-orange homebrew, we saw the foam rings  down the glass like tiger stripes.  Thousands of batches and tweaks later, the BENGALI still slashes.  Tip it back and let gravity do the work.  Game on!

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